All true believers in Christ (1 Corinthians 15:51-58) will disappear, leaving behind just a pile of clothes, eyeglasses, rings, and watches as they ascend naked into heaven.
The Rapture Ready Index is the Dow Jones Industrial average of the end of time activity. It’s a prophetic speedometer that had maxed out at 225. Bobbie knew Jesus was coming.
Christian radio minister Harold Camping told his followers to quit their jobs, sell their possessions and prepare for the Rapture. Using the money given by his followers, he bought thousands of billboards across the nation proclaiming:
Judgment Day - May 21
On the much anticipated Judgment Day, nothing happened. Harold then simply moved the Rapture date to October 21. When the world didn’t end, Harold pledged to quit prophesying it.
After Camping’s Rapture predictions failed, Bobbie stopped listening to his radio broadcasts. He started reading weekly apocalypse gauge The Dead Frog Report, (Rev 3:11.) “Behold, I come quickly.”
It was Saturday morning. Bobbie was lying in bed playing with his penis and watching a Popeye cartoon. Suddenly he had a vision that “he alone” would create the Rapture by releasing Anthrax at Disney World speeding up Uncle Tim LaHaye’s prophecy of the Rapture. Bobbie had faith that Jesus would fulfill his prophecy, descend to Earth and “In the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet,” create the Rapture.
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